What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 11:17
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Which sunscreen cream is best for oily skin?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Make Nazis afraid again!
What should we make of Taiwan's move to erase the category "Han" from its official information page?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority